Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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