i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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