She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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