ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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