He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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