There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
