I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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