You kept calling me your small dog last night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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