i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Holy shit dude........stairs
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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