How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
