Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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