you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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