Nicole vs. Life
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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