Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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