i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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