it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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