All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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