Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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