Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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