The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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