I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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