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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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