Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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