we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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