hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I had to cum in my sink.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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