my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
