Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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