My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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