I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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