Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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