PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Are we still banned from the library?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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