exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hello my rib-scented angel!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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