I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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