I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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