she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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