I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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