"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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