im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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