Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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