I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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