her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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