I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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