Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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