you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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