you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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