Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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