We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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