Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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