She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
The ass gains better be worth it
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