Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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